How to Pay

Dear fellow rat,

This page will explain how to pay for your products using a variety of safe methods that don't compromise your information AND are very efficient.

Please read this page in it's entirety.

 

 

Why Don't We Accept Credit Cards On Our Site?

This is an easy one. Visa and MasterCard forbid SARM or SARM-like products from being purchased. They consider them "high-risk" and therefore do not allow merchants to process payments for them.

You may be wondering, "but I saw suchandsuch.com taking payments with card."

Correct. You may have. However, it's prohibited and WHEN they get caught, one of the penalties is a 10-year blacklist.

What Is Our Main Method of Payment?

Our processor's name is Green.Money. Their system, called Green.Pay, utilizes your bank's account number and routing number to form what's called an eCheck. This eCheck is how we take a majority of our payments. Think of it sort of like writing a check or making a bank transfer -- or both.

At checkout, you will be prompted to put in this info to complete your purchase.

We understand not everyone is completely comfortable with this. So, we have other options!

Alternative Payment Methods

For those wanting to use a different payment method, we have a few.

 

You can choose from:

 Venmo

Our second most popular alternative is Venmo.

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your Venmo app. Once in your Venmo app, simply send your ORDER TOTAL to "RatsArmy" and put your ORDER NUMBER in the notes.

We check our Venmo a multitude of times a day so we will get to it just as quickly as if you purchased from the website.

 Cash App

Another alternative is Cash App.

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your Cash App. Once in your Cash App, simply send your ORDER TOTAL to "$RatsArmy" and put your ORDER NUMBER in the notes.

We check our Cash App a multitude of times a day so we will get to it just as quickly as if you purchased from the website.

 Invoice

Our newest alternative is invoice where you CAN use your credit card.

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your email. Once in your email, simply send your ORDER NUMBER to "info@rats.army". Please put your ORDER NUMBER in the subject of the email.

We check our email a multitude of times a day so we will get to it just as quickly as if you purchased from the website.

 Zelle

In order to pay for your order, simply checkout on the website and just skip the prompt that asks you to use your bank info and only REMEMBER your ORDER TOTAL and your ORDER NUMBER.

Navigate to your Zelle app or bank app. Once in your Zelle account, simply send your ORDER TOTAL to "tyler@simplifi3d.com" and ONLY put your ORDER NUMBER in the notes.